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Edward and Jacob’s (the two lead males) roles in Twilight specifically have set a new standard for how men should be. They both have created new faces for chivalry, and apparently no man has been or will ever be able to meet these standards. We aim to raise awareness and mock this occurrence, seeing how many (NOT all) unstable girls have fallen for these fictional characters. As a result of this movie's popularity, public perception of what passes as a good movie, as well as good acting, and insufferable plot lines have all suffered dramatically. This movie is slowly but surely ruining society, and sadly, as a result, public movie taste has gone down the same direction as this morning's coffee (rhymes with roilet).

Martin Scorcese's Masterpiece: 167 Fans = = Crappy Vampire Flick: Almost a Million!